I CAN’T BREATHEThis man
Hey, I'm Rage. This page is a tribute to all that is nerdy. And other crap I think is funny =P
From http://www.geeksofdoom.com/2013/05/22/video-mashup-neil-gaimans-speech-zen-pencils-comic-come-together-to-make-good-art… a great animation of the comic, with me talking.
Imagine person A of your OTP has been in a previous relationship that ended badly, and they have closed their heart off to love. But then, person B of your OTP comes along and breaks down person A’s barriers easily.
GOOD LORD IT’S CASKETT
Castle fandom exists???? Well, I gotta get on that shit.
(Caskett sounds perfect XD )
|You:||"Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."|
|Friend2:||"come back to bed"|
|Friend3:||*various sex noises*|
|Friend4:||"tell her I said hi"|
|Friend5:||"Aye! Pass The Weed."|
|Friend 6:||*blasting out curse words*|
|Friend 7:||"PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"|
|my friends totally do this to me. Wait.... I don't have that many friends... *sobs* XD|
|Harry Potter Fans:||"I want to go to Hogwarts!"|
|Percy Jackson Fans:||"I want to go to The Halfblood Camp!"|
|Narnia Fans:||"I want to go to Narnia!"|
|Hunger Games Fans:||"I'm good."|
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
IT GOT BETTER.